cakemeat's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Land FPS experiment]

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Even though i have seen thisgame every step of the way. YOU impress me. YOu bastard,

Everyone who views/plays this game cannot even imagine the work QMC has put into this.

AVG FPS 10(low) 5(high)

[ClassicalGame CONTRA v2.1]

That was horrible.

Ive seen games closer to contra, that run, and play better.

[Chicken War 2]

Average

Art was good. sound got annoying.. ran pretty badly for FPS if you ask me.. It has the score it desverves..ONe problem.. your robot kept "playing" when i kept shooting.. try another way to have it have more "life" ;D

[Smash!]

I dont understand what your sposed to do?

You shoot glasses and chairs.. the end?


Wow.. On(press) {
this.play()
}

Im impressed... you even had alpha'd textures!!! WOEOEOAW~!

LeekClock responds:

If you took your head out of your ass you would see its a demo.

[GunBlaze: Video Shooter]

This is not a game....

this is a movie.. that stops and go's..

you suck. stop making flash. Only a moron would vote highly on this.

YOu could have just used vector shapes to simulate a 3D environment.. why are you so horrible !!! god. im going to be upseta about this game for a few days. Make a real game!// you make me sick. unlimited ammo.. AKA. "i suck to much to make ammo in my game" bullet-proof vest // yeah right. you just dont know how to program.. Boo this man!! BOOOOO!!

[Damnation: DooM Game e1m1]

im not impressed

I dont know why anyone would spend so much time on interactive storys like this..

I quit after getting my neck broken 3 times in a row just for having my strength(green bar?) maxed out.. that was all i needed to see

[Metal Slug S]

It was cool. played smoothly.

But i wasnt impressed..I am interested in seeing what method you used to have "ground" though

[Project EDDIE]

Tom..

there is a point where sprite ripping has gone too far.. This is just..erf. Im hoping you did code to control the charecters and not a whole bunch of tweening. I couldnt really tell. Anyway. its Acceptable..

[Flash Lightsaber Tutorial]

horrible

not only is it a bad tutorial.. it teaches very little.... and it teaches the most retarded and simple thing to do...